I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
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I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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