I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
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I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
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I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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