Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
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This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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