carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
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in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
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Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
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