Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
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all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
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Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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