I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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oh god was she eating orange peels again
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
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I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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