He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
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My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
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Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
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