why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
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Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
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By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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