Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
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Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
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Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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