dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
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Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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