I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
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We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
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Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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