he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
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Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
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Boobs are out for the taking
40s are totally the cure
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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