I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
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We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
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I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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