I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
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My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
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I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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