a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
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eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
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Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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