Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
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pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
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No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize