There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
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Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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