Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
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You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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