You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
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Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
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I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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