It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
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Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
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all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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