I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
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St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
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Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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