its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
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I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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