i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
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