How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
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he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
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Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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