What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
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Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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