I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
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I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I need to align my fucking chakras
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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