He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
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while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
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Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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