I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
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I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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