You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
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he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
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This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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