I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
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Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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