Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
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Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
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4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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