Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
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sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
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Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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