what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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