Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
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You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
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I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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