i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
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Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
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I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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