how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
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Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
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We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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