it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Randomize