I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
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Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
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My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
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