How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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