if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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