Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
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Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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