No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
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I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
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Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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