I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
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Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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