one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
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When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
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You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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