i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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