One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Sober January is a disaster.
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wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
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I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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