I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
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Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
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Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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