found the other keg... it's in the tree
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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