hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
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I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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