I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
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I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
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There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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